Sunday, April 26, 2009
Sunday Dinner
As an extra-special treat, on Sunday night the dogs get a can of food mixed in with some of their usual dry food. The minute they see the cans come out, they all start dancing in the kitchen. After eating, everyone hits the floor in a blissed out stupor.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Weird Things The Dogs Do
Harley loves to have his ears rubbed. I mean, *loves* it. Well, Bark is a jealous little sucker and, when Harley starts his happy moan during an ear rub, Bark gets all in his face. So there's been few and far between ear rubs for the Harley. Guess he got tired of waiting, because the other night he woke me up with his moaning. Seems he figured that if no one else would rub his ears, he would, and he was deeply engrossed in rubbing his head on the floor.
Miranda is terrified of wind - to the point that, when the wind blows with some speed, she looks for a place to hide. Her old hiding place was under the bed - until her big butt broke all the support slats and the bed went on the floor. There's now a dog crate (covered with a blanket) next to the bed for hiding. Will she use it? Nope. Instead she pressed herself flat on the floor next to the bed on the theory that, if she can't see a window, the wind can't see her.
Elwood is convinced that jelly beans are special pills that make scary things go away. Seriously. When he's having a panic attack, he'll go to the bin where the jelly beans are kept and whine and nudge it with his nose until someone gives him two. I have no idea if jelly beans are bad for dogs, but they stop the panic attack so does it matter?
Sally is fairly normal except for one thing: she hates all non-white people. I have no clue where she learned that behavior since I didn't adopt her until she was about 4 years old. But let a non-white person walk down the sidewalk and she's out there, rooing and alerting her ass off.
And people think that dogs have no personality...
Miranda is terrified of wind - to the point that, when the wind blows with some speed, she looks for a place to hide. Her old hiding place was under the bed - until her big butt broke all the support slats and the bed went on the floor. There's now a dog crate (covered with a blanket) next to the bed for hiding. Will she use it? Nope. Instead she pressed herself flat on the floor next to the bed on the theory that, if she can't see a window, the wind can't see her.
Elwood is convinced that jelly beans are special pills that make scary things go away. Seriously. When he's having a panic attack, he'll go to the bin where the jelly beans are kept and whine and nudge it with his nose until someone gives him two. I have no idea if jelly beans are bad for dogs, but they stop the panic attack so does it matter?
Sally is fairly normal except for one thing: she hates all non-white people. I have no clue where she learned that behavior since I didn't adopt her until she was about 4 years old. But let a non-white person walk down the sidewalk and she's out there, rooing and alerting her ass off.
And people think that dogs have no personality...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The Pack
For as long as I can remember, I've had dogs. Ok, there was that short period of time in my 20s when I had cats, but I've sworn never to speak of it. At first, my dogs were beagles or beagle-mix. Now? Not so much.
There's Miranda, the almost 5-year old bloodhound. Bloods are goofy and are the clowns of the canine world. With that face, the wrinkles, the long ears and lips so big they have their own name, you can see why. They are ruled by their nose and by their ability to sleep anywhere, even standing up. Life is entertaining with Miranda round - she used to hide and sleep under the bed. Then her ass got too big and she broke the bedframe.
The 7-year old Saint Bernard is Harley Earl. He has a wicked sense of humor, and lives to play jokes on humans and fellow dogs alike. He's in charge of the house, but he's too lazy to keep tabs on everyone so he delegates. Unless there's a thunderstorm. Then he's out in the middle of the yard, barking his fool head off at the thunder. I swear he thinks it's another big dog, there to challenge him for pack leadership.
Elwood is the crazy 11-year old Black and Tan Coonhound. No, seriously. He's crazy. He hears voices. It will be 10pm, everyone asleep and quiet, and he'll bolt off the couch and run outside howling. Well, he'll start outside. He always stops and looks back to make sure his posse is following him. If they won't, he slinks back to the couch and grumbles for 30 minutes about how unfair life is.
Smallest of the group is, you guessed it, a beagle-Treeing Walker mix. Sally is 13 years old and rules from her kennel. The door is always open so she can meander as she wants, but she will literally spend 23 hours a day in her kennel. Considering the size/weight difference between her and the other dogs, I don't blame her.
Bark is this half-year's visitor. He's a 2-year old Golden Retriever, staying here while his daddy is in Iraq. Bark is... different. He fetches leaves. Usually those you've just raked up and he feels they should go back to where they were before. He has an unholy fascination with squeakers, and my yard is littered with flattened and de-stuffed toys that Bark has performed surgery on. He's also taught Miranda that the bathroom contains many fascinating items, such as toilet paper. A roll left out (or put on the holder even) is a roll that is no longer usable due to slime.
These canines, plus the Spousal Unit, are who I share my life with. So fasten your seat belts; it's going to be a bumpy ride.
There's Miranda, the almost 5-year old bloodhound. Bloods are goofy and are the clowns of the canine world. With that face, the wrinkles, the long ears and lips so big they have their own name, you can see why. They are ruled by their nose and by their ability to sleep anywhere, even standing up. Life is entertaining with Miranda round - she used to hide and sleep under the bed. Then her ass got too big and she broke the bedframe.
The 7-year old Saint Bernard is Harley Earl. He has a wicked sense of humor, and lives to play jokes on humans and fellow dogs alike. He's in charge of the house, but he's too lazy to keep tabs on everyone so he delegates. Unless there's a thunderstorm. Then he's out in the middle of the yard, barking his fool head off at the thunder. I swear he thinks it's another big dog, there to challenge him for pack leadership.
Elwood is the crazy 11-year old Black and Tan Coonhound. No, seriously. He's crazy. He hears voices. It will be 10pm, everyone asleep and quiet, and he'll bolt off the couch and run outside howling. Well, he'll start outside. He always stops and looks back to make sure his posse is following him. If they won't, he slinks back to the couch and grumbles for 30 minutes about how unfair life is.
Smallest of the group is, you guessed it, a beagle-Treeing Walker mix. Sally is 13 years old and rules from her kennel. The door is always open so she can meander as she wants, but she will literally spend 23 hours a day in her kennel. Considering the size/weight difference between her and the other dogs, I don't blame her.
Bark is this half-year's visitor. He's a 2-year old Golden Retriever, staying here while his daddy is in Iraq. Bark is... different. He fetches leaves. Usually those you've just raked up and he feels they should go back to where they were before. He has an unholy fascination with squeakers, and my yard is littered with flattened and de-stuffed toys that Bark has performed surgery on. He's also taught Miranda that the bathroom contains many fascinating items, such as toilet paper. A roll left out (or put on the holder even) is a roll that is no longer usable due to slime.
These canines, plus the Spousal Unit, are who I share my life with. So fasten your seat belts; it's going to be a bumpy ride.
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